ARGH!
IT IS NOT A JOB ANY OF US WANTED.
SO YOU LADIES ARE WELCOME
TO COME BACK TO OUR HUT LATER ON.
WHO ARE YOU? WESLEY SNIPES?
OLD ESKIMO LEGEND. TELLS OF A TERRIBLE
FROST THAT DESCENDS IN AN INSTANT.
TWO MAGGOT CIDERS.
- HAVE YOU SEEN MY PYTHON?
- NO.
- WHAT D'YOU MEAN?
- YOU ASK HER OUT, SHE SAYS NO.
IT'S COLD, IT'S FRIGHTENING, IT'S DARK,
YOU'VE ONLY GOT ON A LIGHT SUMMER JACKET.
SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS, NABOO.
I CAUGHT IT. LOOK.
THAT'S GONNA BE WORTH SOMETHING ONE DAY.
I THINK IN HIS OWN SIMPLE WAY,
HE WAS PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO COOL YOU DOWN.
SILENCE!
I LIKE THICK GIRLS, GIRLS WHO LIKE BRIGHT
COLOURS, DANCING AND SOFT FABRICS.
-FIVE, ACTUALLY.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THANKS.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- WAIT. YOU'RE NOT THE HEAD SHAMAN'S WIFE?
- YES. HE'S UPSTAIRS.
WE DON'T OFTEN GET A LITTLE CUTE, NUBILE
PRINCESS LIKE THAT AROUND HERE.
SEE THIS POCKET? THAT'S FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARDS.
THIS IS A PLACE FREE OF THOSE DISTRACTIONS.
A PENCIL? NO, NO, NO!
LOOK, IT'S NIAGARA FALLS. IT'S A SEAGULL.
- WAIT.
- WHAT THE HUMP ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HE IS THE LORD.
HE BRINGS THE PAIN AND THE HEAL.