# I LOVE THE CHOSEN ONE

BORING. HEY, ARE YOU STILL
TRYING TO SELL THESE JAZZ RECORDS?

HE'S A PROSTITUTE.

- YOU PULLED OF ONE OF MY WIFE'S EARS...
- (LAUGHS)

GOOD LUCK.

- PERHAPS YOUR HUSBAND WOULD BE INTERESTED?
- MY HUSBAND IS DECEASED.

YOU'RE ALWAYS HAVING A POKE AT MY LEGS,
AREN'T YOU?

- WHAT IF I GIVE YOU SWEETS?
- WE WILL HELP YOU.

- ARE YOU A PRINCE?
- I AM CALLED VINCE, BUT I'M NOT A PRINCE.

- CIRCUIT TRAINING TO JOHN COLTRANE.
- RIDICULOUS.

- OH, YOU ARE USELESS.
- I'M HAPPY TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE.

(TUNEFUL BLEEPS)

-PAPER COMES FROM WOOD.
-WHAT?

- NOT REALLY.
- LOOK THROUGH HERE. WHAT DO YOU SEE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!...

GREAT TO BE WORKING WITH YOU. I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.

THEY COULD'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE SOUNDMAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THAT.
WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS?

# ON YOUR TENT PEG, BOOSH, BOOSH

-WHAT DID YOU SAY?
-IF ONLY WE COULD FIND THE DESERT OF NIGHTMARES.

-HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?
-THREE HOURS. QUICK, RUN.

- TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
- SKIDDLY-DOO-NO!

- I HAD A CAREER IN MUSIC BECKONING ME.
- DID YOU?

OLD ESKIMO LEGEND. TELLS OF A TERRIBLE
FROST THAT DESCENDS IN AN INSTANT.