# PORK PIE, SHINY EYE,
THE CHAMPAGNE PAEDO
OK? IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN I PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,
RAVE REVIEWS, THE LOT.
I WANTED THIS PART. I WANTED IT SO BAD.
(BOB) PLEASE WELCOME
THE MAYOR OF CAMDEN, VINCE NOIR.
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA,
TRY AND FIND YOU AN ALKA-SELTZER. ALL RIGHT?
PETE NEON'S BEEN SEEN OUTSIDE TOPSHOP,
SO I GOTTA GO.
HIT IT!
-WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
-WHY? HAVE I CAUGHT THE SUN?
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET ONE.
-HAVE YOU HEARD OF DEADLINES, NABOO?
-I KNOW ABOUT DEADLINES.
MAKE THE CALLL
- YOU DON'T GET ON WITH A POLAR BEAR.
- WE DID, WE JUST CLICKED.
BUT OF COURSE. I SHOULDN'T REALLY DO THIS,
BUT PERHAPS THERE IS A WAY, NABOO.
THAT'S NOT DISGUISING THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD,
YOU KNOW.
- WHAT DO YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU?
- A PENCIL.
BRING YOUR FACE OUT -
GET A PIPE, A PINK COWBOY HAT.
# ELEMENTS OF THE PAST
YOU CAN GO ON THE BILL
NEXT WEEK IF YOU WANT.
YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE.
I HEAR YOU'RE A MUSICAL GENIUS.
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
I HAVE MY MOMENTS.
(SITAR PLAYS)
EVER SINCE WE SET OFF,
I'VE BEEN LEAVING A TRAIL OF SWEETS.
YES, GOD, SHE STRUGGLED, DIDN'T SHE?
IT WAS AS IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DIE.
- YOU'RE WEIRD, GET OFF ME!
- I LOVE MY LITTLE VINCEY!