I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
- I'M GOING NOW. BYE.
- OH, OK.
(ALL HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
- SOMEONE COULD STEAL YOUR IDENTITY.
- ALL RIGHT.
HOWARD, THERE'S A JOB OPENING HERE
AS A BARREL MONKEY WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
- MEETING PEOPLE.
- I LOVE IT.
CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MRS GIDEON
GETTING OFF WITH THAT PANDA LIKE THAT.
- WHO'S WITH ME?
- I RUN A SAFE REPTILE HOUSE
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I AM A ROCKER! HE IS A MOD!
JUST GOING TO GO...CHANGE THE BARREL.
- HEY, VINCE. CAN I BORROW A FIVER?
- YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. JUST GO TO THE TILL.
- THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.
- REALLY?
QUITE NICE.
APART FROM A BRIEF STINT PLAYING BASS
FOR THE STYLE COUNCIL, I'VE NOT WORKED SINCE.
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SIZE.
IT'S THE FACT THAT THEY KEEP DARTING ABOUT.
-WAIT!
-I'M GOING TO SMOOTH YOU. SMOOTH YOU DOWN.
PRESS THE BUTTON IN THE AMULET,
IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE.
TAKE NOTES AND THEN WE CAN DO A QUESTION & ANSWER
SESSION IN THE INTERVAL.
- HE'S A HERO. HE'S A MONKEY GENIUS.
- I'M TALKING ABOUT LIVINGSTONE.
I'M A MUSICIAN, TOO. I PLAY A LOT OF MUSIC,
JAZZ MUSICIAN MAINLY.
YEAH, BLOWING A GALE THROUGH MY MIND.
- I HEARD YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT.
- I WAS A MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST.
COME ON, LET'S GET THE BOX SET.
GO ON.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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